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It has come to my attention that both of the Engineers are planning to leave. How coincidental that their contracts expire so closely together, no? And they were just going to slink out of here silently, never to be seen again.

Non, I think we have enough notice to arrange them a proper party. We so rarely have social events anymore and I am sure we all will miss them very much.

Perhaps a shopping trip is in order?

Re: Felines

Mar. 1st, 2012 03:46 pm
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Has anyone seen Audrey? She hasn't been coming back at night.

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Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lang syne?


I think not.

Bonne année et bonne santé.

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Monsieur Pyro,

Perhaps you could assist me with a... project of sorts, please?

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Does anyone know when the supply train is supposed to arrive? It seems like it has been longer than usual and most our food stock is locked in the common room, as is my radio.

My stock of cigarettes is getting uncomfortably low,
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How exciting it is to have new colleagues. Here is hoping that our new Sniper proves to be less reclusive than our last one.

As for the new Soldier, I shall be seeing you.

Honhon,

Re: Dress

Jul. 11th, 2010 12:41 am
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Whichever of you gave me that dress, thank you. It is lovely and you have impeccable taste. If I do not wear it for a while, though, it is only because I am waiting for the shoes I ordered to go with it. I should think the only pair I have here would not do it justice.

Merci,
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Those of you who are terrified of the female form would do well to avoid BLU's eastern battlements after the work day ends tomorrow. I developed a rather absurd tan over the winter months, and so will be trying to even it out.

Signed,
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Whoever is shaving in the showers would do well to think better of it if they expect to live to see tomorrow morning. If I can not do it, you can not either and God fucking help you if I find hairy soap scum in there again.

Love,
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May I speak with you when you get a moment, Monsieur Medic? It's not a matter of urgency and I understand you are currently "entertaining", but I would like to see you sometime soon.

I will be paying you a visit soon as well, Ingénieur.

____

A note, left on RED Engineer's bedside table... )
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I saw this in one of my magazines, Monsieur Pyro, and thought you might like it. Even if you do not smoke, it is still rather novel and I'm sure a man of your talents will put it to good use.

It occurs to me that I do not know you very well and therefore would not be able to think of a more personal gift for you. We should remedy that, hmm? The invitation goes for you as well, Monsieur Heavy. I think we BLU's all know the importance of familiarity, oui? Least of all, it gives one the ability to select nice Christmas gifts.

On a not at all nor in any way related note, perhaps I might borrow both you and your axe sometime soon, Monsieur Pyro?

Also, Scout, my copy has come in, so I assume yours has as well. The articles are all marked to hell, but the pictures got out of HQ's censoring unscathed.

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Good morning, my fellow BLU's.

Consider, if you will, our situation for a moment.

We are down two men to the RED's (Yes, two. Seems they have a Demoman now, lucky pricks). Of the positions we have unfilled on our team, two are in our defensive classes which leaves Ingénieur all on his lonesome. If that weren't enough, half of our team is comprised of new and inexperienced recruits. We are at a grave disadvantage.

Really though, I don't think we've done all we can to make it as easy as possible for the RED's to ruin our shit. Perhaps we should shoot ourselves in the feet before we leave respawn? Or maybe forsake firearms altogether and fight melee only? Don't misunderstand me! Not being familiar enough with each other to know if one of us was a potential rapist or not? That was truly inspired. It will be hard to top indeed.

I have faith, though, that if we put our minds to it and work out a strategy, we can do it!

All sarcasm aside, I do not particularly give a shit about the politics of the war. However, it would be nice not to have to come in from the battlefield to find dissension in the ranks because Monsieur Rouge is exploiting our vulnerabilities for his own amusement. At the very least, I think we ought to know each other well enough to be able to say without any hesitation that, no, our Sniper will not corner and molest us in the control room and if he is attempting to do so then, no, he's probably not our Sniper.

I propose we spend an evening getting better acquainted. And that we Spycheck the fuck out of each other beforehand.

Ingénieur, please say you have coffee brewed.

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Does anyone besides the Snipers have a Mason jar and two lids they don't need?

Signed,
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Thanks to Monsieur Ingénieur, we now have a radio that can pick up stations from further away. Meaning we have access to the news and no longer have to make due with these out of date newspapers I keep seeing in the common room. Aside from that, we can also listen to music recorded within the last decade by someone other than the goddamn Beatles.

I've set it up in the common room. Enjoy, but as I told Ingénieur, do take care with it.

Maybe some of you handsome men will dance with me?

Signed,


P.S. Ingénieur points out to me that the radio can pick up any station anywhere. How? I do not know. He's the one with the Ph.D's. If you are truly curious, you should direct inquiries to him.
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Ingénieur,

You weren't in your shop this evening, so I left my radio on your workbench.

Do be careful with it. It was a gift.

Yours,
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Just for future reference, my fellow BLU's: Soldier does not make for the best welcoming party. I had rather hoped my first team would greet me a little more pleasantly.

But then, it was early so I forgive you. Had I the choice, I wouldn't have been up at that hour either if Soldier is the only other person awake.

I am your new Spy, obviously. Once I've had my coffee, I will be more amiable. I promise.

Signed,
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