Thanks to Monsieur Ingénieur, we now have a radio that can pick up stations from further away. Meaning we have access to the news and no longer have to make due with these out of date newspapers I keep seeing in the common room. Aside from that, we can also listen to music recorded within the last decade
by someone other than the goddamn Beatles.
I've set it up in the common room. Enjoy, but as I told Ingénieur, do take care with it.
Maybe some of you handsome men will dance with me?
Signed,

P.S. Ingénieur points out to me that the radio can pick up any station anywhere. How? I do not know. He's the one with the Ph.D's. If you are truly curious, you should direct inquiries to him.