Re: Introductions

[sapoteur]

Just for future reference, my fellow BLU's: Soldier does not make for the best welcoming party. I had rather hoped my first team would greet me a little more pleasantly.

But then, it was early so I forgive you. Had I the choice, I wouldn't have been up at that hour either if Soldier is the only other person awake.

I am your new Spy, obviously. Once I've had my coffee, I will be more amiable. I promise.

Signed,

Comments

[axtinguishingly.livejournal.com]

Maybe he just hates women?

[sapoteur]

Or perhaps he is intimidated by them.

[axtinguishingly.livejournal.com]

You know, you may have a point there!

But why, though?

[sapoteur]

It could be any number of reasons, really. Maybe all the women in his life are all submissive and obedient. Or maybe he doesn't have women in his life other than his mother. If she is anything like my mother, it would explain a lot.

Perhaps he is sexually confused.

hint hint

[axtinguishingly.livejournal.com]

Or maybe the women in his life are like your mother?

But I don't think it's sexual confusion.

Re: hint hint

[sapoteur]

I think you are right. If you aren't getting any, there's nothing to be confused about.

[axtinguishingly.livejournal.com]

Does his hand count?

[sapoteur]

Oh god, if he finds us debating his sex life...

Considering how high strung he is, I wonder if he permits himself even that much.

[axtinguishingly.livejournal.com]

We'll be fine.

He's probably a "good boy" who's afraid of getting hairy palms. Or going blind.

[sapoteur]

As if it would matter. What with his helmet, he's blind half the time anyway.

[needsmoregun.livejournal.com]

Miss, I ain't intendin' to come off as rude, but - are you sure you got off at the right stop?

[sapoteur]

Oh, my. Let's see here. RED and BLU bases? Yes. Large battlefield between them? Accounted for. RED sentries in desperate need of sapping? Check.

Yes, I'm quite certain this is the place, Monsieur Engineer.

[needsmoregun.livejournal.com]

Maybe you better learn to think less in pictures 'n more in words, then. Pretty sure I saw a couple clauses in the contract indicatin' that candidates were selected for competency. Still, I guess it ain't my place to question the almighty wisdom of Builders League management.

I suppose this leaves me in a bit of a moral predicament. See, I was brought up not to hit members of the, uh, fairer sex. Guess I'll just have to be obliged to make a couple well-deserved exceptions.

[sapoteur]

Or else learn to be more proficient with your firearms. Shooting women is another matter entirely, no?

[sandviches.livejournal.com]

I be fighting a little girl? Such nonsense, I thought I was going to be fighting men! I hope you be ready to fight little girl!

((Haha, I thought this was a good play on the baby/men line. XD))

[sapoteur]

"Fighting" suggests that we will be exchanging blows.

((Oh, it is. It is.))

[fullmetalmaggot.livejournal.com]

WELCOMING PARTY?! WE'RE IN A WAR, GIRLY, ON TOP OF THAT YOU'RE A SPY! YOU'RE SOFT-HEADED LOGIC WILL COST YOU SOME TRIPS TO THE RESPAWN! AND IF YOU HAVE TIME TO SIP DOWN ONE OF THOSE CUP O CHINOS YOU EURO-PEOPLE TEND TO LIVE OFF OF YOUR ROOM BETTER BE IN TIP TOP ORDER FOR INSPECTION WHEN I GET UP THERE!

[sapoteur]

What sort of gentleman would venture into a lady's room without an invitation? For your sake, I will say that you are perfectly welcome to inspect my quarters.

However, do stay out of the lingerie drawer, no?